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Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters Paperback – Illustrated, May 7, 2018

by Mat Waugh (Author), Evgeniya Averina (Illustrator)
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Which dog always wins the race?
The one with the comfortable lead!

How do angry people tie their shoes?
With a crossbow!

What's big, purple and smells horrible?
A monster's bottom!

What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?
Just cut and paste!

Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know, in the fifth book of the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.

It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.

Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

Newsflash: Don't miss brand new Crazy Choices for 9 Year Olds from the same author – it's the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes!

PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!
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    Awesome Jokes for Kids
  3. Print length
    105 pages
  4. Language
    English
  5. Grade level
    Preschool - Kindergarten
  6. Dimensions
    5 x 0.27 x 8 inches
  7. Publication date
    May 7, 2018
  8. ISBN-10
    1999914759
  9. ISBN-13
    978-1999914752
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Awesome Jokes that Every Nine Year Old Should Know!

Why did Dracula take his medicine? To stop his coffin!

What did one rock pool say to the other? Show me your mussels!

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

Awesome Jokes that Every Kid Should Know, for ages five to nine.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Big Red Button Books; Illustrated edition (May 7, 2018)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 105 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1999914759
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1999914752
  • Reading age ‏ : ‎ 9+ years, from customers
  • Grade level ‏ : ‎ Preschool - Kindergarten
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 4.3 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.27 x 8 inches
  • Customer Reviews:
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Mat Waugh

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Mat Waugh is a weary father of three young girls living in the south east of England. When he was seven he wrote to Clive King, author of 60s children's classic Stig of the Dump, asking if there would be a sequel. The letter chased Clive around the world but eventually found him back in London, and he replied (including the exotically franked envelope). The bad news was that there would be no second Stig. The good news: writing was clearly a very exciting career!

Thirty years later, Mat started writing fiction in earnest (he's a serial procrastinator). He began with his Cheeky Charlie series for kids aged 6 and up, and has since written best-selling joke books, wordsearches and picture books.

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Sarah T
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift!
Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2023
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Got this for a 9th birthday and the kids love it. They have jokes that are not only readable but also understandable by the kids, and what kid doesn't love to tell their parents and friends jokes?!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Love it!
Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2024
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We get one for my daughter on her birthday every year and she loves it every time!
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SAP4ME
4.0 out of 5 stars Jokes - some very-nice, and some not-so-nice.
Reviewed in the United States on June 24, 2022
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Lots and lots of jokes in this book. Many of them are really nice & funny - but there are also plenty that some kids may find confusing. Overall quite enjoyable and worth gifting to any 9-year old.
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Sara h kanter
5.0 out of 5 stars Good way to entertain thhe family
Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2024
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We all liked it but 1x was enough
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Joanne S
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun book!
Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2022
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Gave this as one of my son’s bday present and he loved it. Fun book to share with family and friends.
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MR J A SPARKS
5.0 out of 5 stars We found the secret
Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2023
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My children enjoyed the jokes and enjoyed the secret on the last page.
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Amber Zest
5.0 out of 5 stars Good book
Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2022
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I have purchased this book for my 9 year old daughter and she loves it very much. A lot of clever jokes and the very entertaining book.
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GMUNCH
3.0 out of 5 stars Joke book for 9 year olds. Some jokes make no sense to me.
Reviewed in the United States on August 15, 2022
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Nice book, some jokes were funny, some not. Some did not make any sense. That said, its worth the asking price.
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Carla Wood
5.0 out of 5 stars My daughter loves this book
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 16, 2024
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I got this for my daughter as she had the jokes for 5 year olds and her sister wanted it. They both enjoy reading the jokes out to us. It’s a nice family activity that the children are reading and getting enjoyment out of it.
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praveen
5.0 out of 5 stars Great jokes!
Reviewed in Germany on February 3, 2024
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I bought it for my daughter who has been sharing some jokes that she read or heard from people. She loves it and gets encouraged to come up with her own jokes.
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Deborah Plett
5.0 out of 5 stars Great for little ones, loads of fun
Reviewed in Canada on July 12, 2020
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My almost 9 year old daughter loves this new (to us) joke book, she loves reading and appreciates comedy ;) so it's the best of both worlds, she loves the little illustrations as well as enjoyed the word search at the end.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Muy buena compra
Reviewed in Spain on January 18, 2021
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La verdad es que muy divertido... le ha gustado un montón. Hasta para los mayores está bien podernos hector unas risas : ) El libro no es muy largo pero las que le gustan más las repite sin parar. Lo recomiendo.
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Alexandra
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Joke Book
Reviewed in Australia on April 30, 2024
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We’re not the easiest to impress joke-wise but this book is the right balance of silly/lame/weird/dad-jokes/sarcasm/gross/puns and all types of joke humour put together. My 9 year old son loves it, and the whole family has enjoyed hearing jokes from this book. They’re not too immature/baby-ish which appeals to older kids and adults, but they’re also clean and appropriate. I’m happy with purchase and recommend.
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