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Item Weight 15 Ounces
Package Weight 0.45 Kilograms

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  • Delicious Caribbean Mustard Hot Sauce
  • This sauce will blow you away with how well it can replace your normal mustard uses!
  • 5.7 Flask Bottle
  • Made In The USA

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Professor Phardtpounders colon cleaner hot sauce - elixir of capsaicin extremus is an excellent creation of a Caribbean mustard hot sauce. It delivers heat and an unforgettable island flavor to your meals, to say nothing of the laughs and chuckles it will bring when you put a bottle on your table. You must keep a bottle in your collection at all times.

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  • Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No
  • Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 3.2 x 1.2 x 6.2 inches; 15 ounces
  • UPC ‏ : ‎ 766789973705 749746725012
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Professor Phardtpounders
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B003S2SVAI
  • Country of Origin ‏ : ‎ USA
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars 2,288 ratings

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Giftable
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Barbados Mustard Habanero Hot Sauce
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Habanero
Red Cayenne/Habanero
weight
15 ounces
32 ounces
5 ounces
5 ounces
8 ounces
2.8 pounds
serving suggestion
1 Teaspoon
To taste
1 Tablespoon
1 teaspoon
ingredients
White vinegar, sweet onions, orange bell peppers, scotch bonnet hot peppers, lemon juice, ginger root, olive oil, salt and spices.
Vinegar, Red Serrano, Carolina Reaper, Roasted Garlic, Maple Syrup, Black Garlic, Black Pepper, Sea Salt
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4.6 out of 5 stars
4.6 out of 5
2,288 global ratings

Customers say

Customers like the taste, quality and value of the hot mustard. They mention that it has a mustard flavor with a low and subtle aftertaste. They appreciate the name, saying it has the perfect amount of spice. However, some customers feel the temperature is not very hot and that it dissipates quickly. They also are disappointed with durability.

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246 customers mention220 positive26 negative

Customers like the taste of the hot sauce. They mention that it has a mustard flavor that has a low and subtle aftertaste. They also say that it's not overly spicy and doesn't leave lingering hotness in their mouth. Customers also say it'll go good with basically anything.

"Kind of sweet with a serious hot kick." Read more

"...seems to be a plethora of overly sweet sauces, but this gem is a mustard flavor that has a low and subtle after burn that leaves you warm on the..." Read more

"...When my MIL was alive we would fight for this stuff .... spicy enough, although I won't get the hiccups from this one, and nice flavor...." Read more

"Pleasant heat, not overly spicy with subtle hints of mustard. I really have enjoyed it so far." Read more

62 customers mention58 positive4 negative

Customers are happy with the quality of the mustard sauce. They say it's a great unique mustard sauce with a kick. They also say it has the perfect amount of spice, and that it goes well on hamburgers, mixed with ketchup for fries, and eggs. Customers also say that it'll improve the taste of beef and pork.

"...I've found it works really well on some baby back ribs to give you a more balanced option to go along side some sweet ribs...." Read more

"Extremely potent, don’t need a lot" Read more

"Pleasant heat, not overly spicy with subtle hints of mustard. I really have enjoyed it so far." Read more

"...I got this for him as a gift. The smell is good and it has a spice to it. My dad said the spice wasn’t all that hot and the flavor was just okay." Read more

21 customers mention17 positive4 negative

Customers like the name of the sauce. They say it's silly, amusing, and perfect. Some say it’s great for some laughs and fun to have on display.

"...Just the bottle is fun! I use it often, but with restraint. Recommended in the context of above. Enjoy." Read more

"...It is great on chicken and awesome on pork. And the name is funnier than hell. My order came quicker than I thought it would...." Read more

"...Would be excellent on BBQ pork. The labeling/naming is amusing and would be a good gift for that reason alone, but it’s very tasty." Read more

"...Cute packaging, quirky idea, fun to have around but the flavor just wasn’t there." Read more

11 customers mention8 positive3 negative

Customers like the value of the hot sauce. They say it's worth every penny, and the packaging is worth the price.

"...over the top, however this has become my favorite hot sauce and worth every penny" Read more

"Tastes pretty good and has decent heat. Also good amount for the price. I'll definitely consider rebuying" Read more

"...It's Hot. But it doesn't give you all heat and no flavor.A little bit pricey but worth a try." Read more

"Haven’t tried the sauce, but just the packaging is worth the price!" Read more

7 customers mention7 positive0 negative

Customers find the burn of the sauce perfect, long, and slow. They also say it has a mustard flavor with a low and subtle afterburn that leaves them warm.

"...sweet sauces, but this gem is a mustard flavor that has a low and subtle after burn that leaves you warm on the inside and not gasping for a glass..." Read more

"...Good flavor, it tastes good going down and does burn coming out too!" Read more

"...It was a hit on my annual Independence day barbecue. Good heat, long slow burn. Great flavor." Read more

"It's not really THAT spicy, which is a good thing because it provides a bit of burn and excellent flavor." Read more

5 customers mention5 positive0 negative

Customers find the sauce to be imposing and not overwhelming. They also say it's a bit more complex and flavorful than the hot.

"...It certainly has some kick if you use to much, but it’s not overwhelming. It’s honestly perfect if you love hot sauce...." Read more

"...I really like that this is a bit more complex and flavorful vs the hot sauces that just want to burn you.Enjoy!" Read more

"...It's a tame mustard flavor with a lot of heat. Not overwhelming and doesn't build as much as other sauces, making it a nice addition to a brat or..." Read more

"Not your typical hot sauce but certainly Hot Enough while being very complex! I put it on most everything." Read more

30 customers mention3 positive27 negative

Customers find the temperature of the sauce not very hot. They say the heat takes a second to hit and it hits hard, but it also dissipates quickly.

"...I didn't care for it and it wasn't very hot which made it even more disappointing." Read more

"Tasty stuff. Not as hot and offensive as I was hoping for as I got it for a gag gift for a coworker." Read more

"...I must call BS on that! It's hot...." Read more

"...Not a very balanced sauce.The heat level is quite mild as well. From the label, I was expecting a lot more heat...." Read more

10 customers mention0 positive10 negative

Customers are dissatisfied with the durability of the sauce. They mention that the bottle came broken inside the bubble wrap, with sauce all over the bottom. Some say that the cap was broken during shipping and the sauce spilled.

"Ordered as a gift but the cap was broken during shipping and the sauce spilled in the shipping envelope and bubble wrap...." Read more

"...I ordered another once it ran out but the bottle arrived smashed...." Read more

"...Product arrived broken and leaking in package. Attempts to contact distributor was futile. Great sauce but find someone else to purchase it from." Read more

"Bottle came broken inside the bubble wrap. At $12 a pop it’s not worth the gamble of ordering another one to end up with two broken bottles...." Read more

A gift from the gods
5 Stars
A gift from the gods
I'm driving home from work and i get the notification my amazon package has arrives, excellent. I quickly open the box and inspect the majestic bottle that Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner comes in, a true work of art.I quickly reheat a carnivorous dish i had in my refrigerator and proceed to pour the beautiful golden liquid on top. The smell of habanero peppers and mustard stimulate my nostrils as i breathe in, my mouth is now salivating.The first mouthful is what i imagine Jesus served up at the last supper. The mustard, vinegar and peppers all blend together perfectly. Bringing a new complexity to each meal. Not to mild and not to spicy. I rate this godly hot sauce 10.3 / 10
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2024
Kind of sweet with a serious hot kick.
Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2023
I have became a Traeger grill savant, purchasing a bunch of different sauces and rubs to try on my grown man easy bake oven with a lot of delicious results. There seems to be a plethora of overly sweet sauces, but this gem is a mustard flavor that has a low and subtle after burn that leaves you warm on the inside and not gasping for a glass of milk. I've found it works really well on some baby back ribs to give you a more balanced option to go along side some sweet ribs. Really a great sauce, with a comical bottle/label.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 3, 2022
Because this is mustard based, it has a lot more flavor than a most vinegar-based sauces. I remember it being hotter than the last time I bought this several years ago. I can't see a best before date on it, perhaps this latest bottle is old. When my MIL was alive we would fight for this stuff .... spicy enough, although I won't get the hiccups from this one, and nice flavor. I haven't cooked with it, just using it as a condiment, but I imagne it would add a lot to chile.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2024
My son loves spicy food , spicy seasoning, and spicy sauces so this was a perfect gift for him! His digestive tract enjoys none iof those things. So, the "end" result to this spicy flavor journey was a firey cleansing of his digestive tract. He stated he loved the flavor and 100% will eat it again in spite of the semi-explosive results. May have to buy a 2nd bottle for the other son to try.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2024
Extremely potent, don’t need a lot
Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2023
Pleasant heat, not overly spicy with subtle hints of mustard. I really have enjoyed it so far.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2024
My dad puts some form of hot sauce on a lot of things. I got this for him as a gift. The smell is good and it has a spice to it. My dad said the spice wasn’t all that hot and the flavor was just okay.
Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2024
good with almost everything from chips to eggs.

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Jay
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect heat and great flavor
Reviewed in Canada on March 21, 2024
I finished half the bottle in a weekend - the heat and flavor are both near perfect.
Eywin
5.0 out of 5 stars Very tasty!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 24, 2018
As most people who bought this (I would imagine) I bought this as a joke for my husband for christmas. We're both big fans of hot sauce but were very pleasantly surprised when trying this one.

Now, as others has said, it's not that hot. Dont get me wrong, it's hot, but it's more of a pleasant heat than burning your mouth hot. It is also DAMN GOOD. Honestly one of the tastiest hot sauces I have had ever! We nearly finished the bottle over the xmas holiday so now I'm saving the last bit, hoping I can find a similar sauce cheaper. Because, as a gag gift the price is fine, but it's way too pricey to buy as a hot sauce on the regular. If anyone knows of a cheaper alternative, let me know!
9 people found this helpful
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Kkelly
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Tasty !
Reviewed in Canada on April 11, 2024
My husband loves hot sauces and I bought this one for the name as I thought it was hilarious. Turns out, he loves the taste and says it is now one of his favourites !
Dave
5.0 out of 5 stars Semi hot and fing tasty!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 25, 2020
I have had approximately 8 hundred and forty thousand hot sauces and this one is now my number one. Numero uno. The finest, tastiest, it's gone in a few days kind of sauce. Its not *hot* hot, but it's got the perfect heat/taste balance of any sauce I've tried so far. Chuck it on your eggs in the morning, you won't regret it (until about 6 hours later).
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5.0 out of 5 stars Semi hot and fing tasty!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 25, 2020
I have had approximately 8 hundred and forty thousand hot sauces and this one is now my number one. Numero uno. The finest, tastiest, it's gone in a few days kind of sauce. Its not *hot* hot, but it's got the perfect heat/taste balance of any sauce I've tried so far. Chuck it on your eggs in the morning, you won't regret it (until about 6 hours later).
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Chris
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent quality.
Reviewed in Canada on March 29, 2024
Tastes so good! Thank you.
Well packaged. Will purchase from again.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent quality.
Reviewed in Canada on March 29, 2024
Tastes so good! Thank you.
Well packaged. Will purchase from again.
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