I've had the opportunity to sample a staggering variety of personal lubricants for a man not employed in the adult entertaintment industry. For one reason or another, I'm popular with the fellas, and my back door receives a lot of special deliveries. So I can speak with some authority on this topic.
In almost every way, Swiss Navy's Premium Anal Lubricant exceeds expectations over its competitors' offerings. It has the perfect density, lasts long without getting tacky or gritty, and has a great fragrance thanks to the clove oil, which I guess they added as a topical anesthetic to numb the anus for painless pounding (unnecessary, but thanks for the pretty smell and taste!)
My chief complaint is focused squarely on the price point. The only difference between this formulation and Swiss Navy's regular silicone lubricant us the addition of a few drops of clove oil and a black vs. clear bottle. Yet because this item is chiefly marketed to gay and bisexual men, their marketing team seems to think that hiking up the price as much as $6.00 USD per bottle is justifiable. Swiss Navy already rakes in a phenomenal profit after cost if the ingredients they use to manufacture the products, and even if you factor in the overhead costs that go into bottling, distributing, and marketing the lube, they walk away with very fat margin in their pocket from each bottle sold. Jacking up an already hefty base price to an extraordinary new high based on a perceived economic standard widely circulated among companies selling to gay men is just greedy.
I'm tired of companies playing to our vanity and milking us for every extra dollar they can squeeze out of us for being a hot demographic outside the mainstream sales channels. I see it everywhere, from Andrew Christian's tacky underwear to Grindr's paid gay-themed emoticons, corporate greed has made being a single gay man the most expensive it's ever been. and believe me, I'm pissed about it, but not enough to switch back to water based lube. Shame on you, Swiss Navy. (And thanks again for the pretty smell and taste!)
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Product Description
Swiss Navy Premium Silicone Anal Lubricant, MD Science Lab
This Anal Lubricant from Swiss Navy provides the ultimate sexual satisfaction and enhances the pleasure of intercourse. It's a scented silicone lubricant that helps eliminate discomfort and is a must-have for an exhilarating experience. This liquid anal lubricant is formulated with clove to create a more enjoyable experience and provide enhanced pleasure. You can use this silicone-based anal lubricant without having to worry about reapplication.
Swiss Navy premium personal lubricants are setting the standard in today's marketplace. Our Swiss Navy Lubricants have patented leak-proof locking pumps on every bottle. Our pumps make Swiss Navy lubricants very travel friendly and spill proof via the locking pump. Our uniquely designed bottles have a high-end look. They are designed to be kept on the nightstand, not in it. Swiss Navy Silicone Based Lubricants uses Vitamin E and the highest-grade silicone available to provide a silky, velvety feeling unparalleled by other lubricants on the market. This long-lasting formula can improve intimacy as well as comfort for men and women.
About Swiss Navy & MD Science Lab
Formed in early 1999, M.D. Science Lab, LLC’s mission has been to bring innovative and value-added health, wellness and lifestyle products to market for the natural products consumer Each year, since our inception, MD Science Lab has released successful new sexual health and wellness products and gained notable market share Internationally successful products, which include Swiss Navy Lubricants, Viva Cream and Max Nutritional Supplement Products, have made MD Science Lab an American success story. Today, our products are sold in national retail chains and specialty boutiques in the U.S. and in over 48 countries worldwide.
Health and Wellness
Swiss Navy Premium Silicone Anal Lubricant, MD Science Lab
We are committed to developing quality products to enhance healthy sexual relationships
· Condom and Toy compatible
· Easy to Clean-up
· Ergonomic leak proof bottle design with locking pump
· Single-hand pump for easy one-handed application
· Truly long-lasting lubrication with a velvety feel
Apply as directed to area to be lubricated. If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately. Do not use if outer seal is broken or missing.
CLOVE OIL
- Aiding in comfortable anal play
- An aphrodisiac and serves as an excellent stress reliever
AVAILABLE SIZES
- 2 ounce
- 4 ounce
- 8 ounce
- 16 ounce
Additional Information
- MADE IN USA
- No detergents
- No parabens
- No residue
- Non-sticky
- No harsh chemicals
- One-handed application
Reviews with images
Odorous
So I thought I’d be ok with a little faint smell of cloves like some other reviews said . But nothing about this is faint. This stuff stinks!!!! Not only is it overpowering it’s a turn off. The only reason it’s would make it less painful is because you aren’t getting laid if you use this product .
Top reviews from other countries
José Ramos Sánchez
Es el mejor lubricante que he probado, el olor es muy bueno!!
Reviewed in Spain on August 7, 2023
